If it’s the World Cup, it must be time for Paddy Power’s famous “commentary cliches”! And this time, we’re getting our punters involved – with a £50 bet on the England v USA match up for grabs!
If you’re not familiar with the market, it couldn’t be simpler. From a list of selections, you choose the cliche that you believe will first escape the lips of Clive Tyldesley or Andy Townsend on the ITV commentary. That’s how the market works – but this time we want YOU to help us figure out what exactly they might be saying.
We’ve got that £50 free bet up for grabs to whoever comes up with the funniest suggestion, and we’ll take all your ideas to help us price up the market next week. So get your thinking hats on, get inside the minds of Clive and Andy, and think of exactly what banal, scripted nonsense they might be likely to come up with early doors in that all important match. Just enter using the comments option below.
The competition will close sometime on Tuesday afternoon (this is Paddy Power remember, we don’t do punctuality). Remember to give us the email address you use on your account when submitting your answer, so that we can actually give you the prize.
Here’s a few more conventional options to get you started:
“USA! USA! USA!”
“Quickly turning into a nightmare”
“Neither of these countries could find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq – can they find the necessary points here today?”
“John Terry looks absolutely knackered, what has he been up to?”
“Peter Crouch – he really does look like a streak of piss doesn’t he Clive?”