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Ryder Cup Final Day Competition!

by Josh Powell | October 4, 2010

ITS SINGLES DAY!!

Heavy Drinking, 35 year old male, WLTM like minded female with GSOH. Would prefer a large chested BBW, who is double-jointed and has an open-minded twin sister…..ooops wrong site!

Anyway..its the final day of the Ryder Cup, we’ve grown tired of Tiger Woods jokes and its still all to play for in Wales! Cilla Black is down on the first tee to announce today’s singles and Paddy McGuinness is waiting at the 19th hole in FERNANDOS!!!

As I’m fast running out of Singles jokes, lets get down to brass tax. For today’s competition we’re looking for people to write a poem to celebrate Europe’s Victory in the Ryder Cup!! Lets face it, Europe should have this one in the bag and what we want you to do is compose an Ode to Europe! This poem has to be at least 6 lines long and needs to make me, Operations, laugh this mornings Cornflakes and milk out my nose!

While victory for Europe is more or less nailed on, if Europe somehow manage to throw this one away it won’t affect the outcome of this competition. We’re simply looking for the most brilliant bard out there!

The daily prizes are:

1st Prize £/€100 Free bet

2nd prize £/€50 Free Bet

3rd prize £/€ 25 Free bet

Remember you need to have a Paddy Power account to win any of the prizes and you are only allowed one entry per person.

Best of luck!

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