Brian remained calm as the man-eating rug pounced
Brian and Amy need to do a bit of hat-shopping. They’ve been invited to the Wedding of the Century for some reason that not even Brian seems to understand.
“On arriving home last Saturday I discovered an official looking envelope that contained an invitation for Amy and I to the royal wedding of Prince William and his fiancé Kate Middleton,” explained BOD in a way that sounds like he’s making a statement to police.
Bring us back some cake.