Women, you’ll never truly understand and you can be as adamant as you wish but you can’t convince us that child-birth is even in the same pain galaxy as a blow to our gentleman parts. Just look at the facts, they actually had to bring a law in in China to stop women having more than one kid. However, they didn’t have to bring one in to stop men getting kicked in the balls. You know why? Because we don’t even have to experience it to know that one kick is one too many.
This action comes from the world of South American football. Men grimace in sympathy. Women laugh with the freedom of knowing you’ll never feel the greatest pain there is.