We had lots of fun and entertaining Cheltenham Katchphrase competitions last week. Well, the fun and entertaining bits are debatable, but we had lots of Cheltenham Katchphrase competitions – that definitely did happen. Cartoon Vampire is all posed out after a hectic few days, so we’re returning to a more straightforward and less graphically challenging competition for this week.
Yes, it the return of our much-loved and catchily titled ‘Come Up With Some Missing Words To Finish This Headline In The Most Entertaining Way Possible’ competition. This week, we’re going for the topical:
Oh yes, we are probably opening ourselves up for a world of pain and libel cases, but it’s topical, so let’s run with it. As ever, there is a right answer, but we simply don’t care about that – we want the most entertaining, funny, insightful or thought-provoking answer. Actually, don’t worry too much about the insightful and thought-provoking.
Stick your attempts in the comments section (along with your username if you have the self-confidence to think you might win) and next Monday our panel of experts will select the pick of the bunch and send a Free £/€50 Bet hurtling towards the account of whoever wins.
Get your entries in before midnight on Sunday, 27th March.
– Entrants must be 18+ or have an elaborate network of fake IDs and bank accounts to convince us otherwise.
– A valid paddypower.com account would be useful or else you’re essentially just winning words.
– Paddy Power decision is final and any dissent will be handled by our Department of Moany Customers led by M. Gaddafi.