When you’re getting help with your sums from Paul Merson it may be time to admit that playing Brain Training on your kid’s Nintendo DS hasn’t really been helping. He started so well too, sounding all intelligent by reading off Schalke’s injury list with the confident gusto of a man who knows what he’s talking about. Watch Iain Dowie get owned by Paul “fish up a tree” Merson. For shame.
Also check out two cracking goals from last night’s Champions League games.
Merson out-maths Iain Dowie.
Dejan Stankovic sticks it in from the half-way line after 23 seconds then clearly knackers himself out celebrating and is unable to do anything for the rest of the game. Including marking the opposition.
Angel Di Maria put Real Madrid 3-0 against Spurs with this beauty.