Somewhere in some marketing department someone recently had a thought along the lines of the following ‘You know who’s truly inspirational? You know what would give David Haye the crucial bit of added motivation ahead of his huge fight with Wladimir Klitschko? A four second clip of Fabio Capello making an insincere claim complete with very lame right hook.’ So here it is – a four second clip of Fabio Capello making an insincere claim complete with very lame right hook that will give you a big jolt of cringe. This is why this marketing people get paid the big bucks.
And for no other reason than it has no reason to exist, here’s a clearly staged video of Peter Crouch apparently being ‘secretly filmed’ pretending to score the winner in the World Cup final and doing the robot. It’s clearly an attempted viral, but somewhat fails in that task by not actually promoting anything other than the notion that professional footballers have far too much time on their hands.
293,000 views?! By my reckoning that’s a grand total of 20,210,000 seconds or 5,697 hours people could have used making the world a better place. There’s also a clip of him breaking a mirror in a similar vein and by ‘similar vein’ I mean ‘equally pointless’.