Peter Wisgerhof’s wikipedia page currently begins: “Spectacular Fake Dive, Make the whole world laugh at this clown. Perhaps he needs facepaint.” You may not have heard of him before but he’s a Dutch footballer who won the Eredivisie with Steve McClaren. Now I’m not suggesting that Steve is the one who taught Peter how to dive in exchange for some Dutch accent lessons but he had to pick it up from somewhere. This is a spectacularly embarassing attempt to con the refereee during FC Twente’s Dutch Super Cup win over Ajax. Deserving of a good hard slap.