Wow. That was quite the week Fernando ‘Ronnie Rosenthal’ Torres had. It started off with being accused of calling his team-mates being slow and old and ended with him being proven correct via a comedy miss that will grace many a [INSERT NAME OF PROPER GEEZER]’s Football Howlers DVD in time for the Christmas market.
In last week’s competition, we asked you to finish the Torres related headline in the funniest/most offensive way possible and we got a huge range of answers – and by ‘range’ I mean ‘almost all universally cruel at Torres’s expense’. Some of you really got stuck in to the misfiring Spaniard. How he must be sobbing right now before drying his tears with £100 notes. There were a number of hugely entertaining answers, but the pick of them as judged by our panel of comedy experts was from S’me who came up with:
Yeah, it many not be to everyone’s tastes, but it was one of the few that didn’t mention David Blaine, John Terry or references to Fernando’s feminine features so it wins.
Congratulations S’me, after taking social network plugging of the competition around the internet into account, you’ve won a Free €68 Bet.
Well have more competition fun tomorrow.