Joe Cole has been settling in nicely to French life but we’re not sure how well celebrating with a Union Jack will go down west of Calais.
Here he is scoring over the weekend and more amazingly making a lung-bursting run into the box to do so. It must be all that cheese and baguettes and strings of garlic and striped jumpers and berets. Is he doing enough to force his way back in the England squad? No, no he’s not.