Here’s the greatest player in the world missing a sitter against AC Milan last night. It’s good to know that Lionel Messi can cleave one over the bar from two yards with the goal a-gaping, just like the rest of it. Of course for the rest of us this is a far more regular occurrence. In fact you could make it two foot out, down the astro park, no pressure, your six year old nephew in goal and it’s still going over the bar. Unless you try one of those fancy between the legs flicks, in which case you’ll be able to add physical injury to the battering of your pride.