It’s back to an old school favourite for this week’s dose of blog competition goodness. Well, to be honest ‘favourite’ is the wrong word, but it’s part of the expression so its staying. We’re giving See It Say It the week off to come up with a better name for itself so this week we’re having a round of the functionally-named ‘Finish Off The Headline In The Most Humorous, Amusing Or Thought-Provoking Way Possible’. In short, add in some missing words and the one that makes us laugh most will win. Yes, this week I’m shifting the onus to be vaguely creative onto you. My tip would be when creativity fails you, just try and be needlessly insulting. Without further ado, this week’s headline is:
There is a correct answer to the above, but it’s really boring and you get nothing for telling us what it is, so we want you to come up with a funnier/better one. In this case, stick your answers in the comments section below and next Tuesday, our panel of comedy experts will convene to pick out the winner. If you think you’ve been smeared by the brush of hilarity and think you’ve got a few answers that will have us rolling in the aisles, you’re allowed to have more than one go, so have at it.
Because no-one really likes change, we’re keeping the mechanics of how we decide the prize the same. The prize begins as a wee little €/£50 Free Bet, but for every retweet of this tweet or share of this competition on Facebook, google+ or LinkedIn, we’ll add one europound to the prize. That means by being nice and telling people about the competition, you could be adding to the prize you eventually win.
The competition closes at 10am on Tuesday 24th January and the Council of Competition Comedy will meet soon after to pick a winner. And no – that’s not a euphemism for dragging snot out of their noses. Yes, one or two of them might be doing that, but it’s not the primary purpose of the meeting. If you’ve any questions or you just want a new e-friend, you can always give me a shout in the comments section below or on Twitter where I conduct my trolling up the name @PaddyPowerAidan.
Good luck to all, may we all avoid litigation from the Redknapp family.
– Customers must be over the age of 18, have a valid paddypower.com account and be old enough to remember when Madonna looked kind of like a woman.
– Maximum size of the free bet will be €/£150.
– Paddy Power decision is final and moaning will be ridiculed.