Chelsea v Man United
Sun. 4pm Sky Sports
If there is a penalty scored in this match, Paddy Power will refund all losing 1st Goalscorer, Last Goalscorer, Correct Score and scorecast singles on that match. See site for conditions
Liverpool v Tottenham
Mon. 8pm Sky Sports
If Gareth Bale scores in this match, Paddy Power will refund all losing 1st Goalscorer, Last Goalscorer, Correct Score and scorecast singles on that match. See site for conditions
Well who’d have thought Darron Gibson would turn out to be useful? Alex Ferguson was so surprised he tried to crack a joke on Match of the Day and it was like many of his players, a bit shit but still somehow, beyond all levels of logic, managed to do the job anyway. If they can beat Chelsea this weekend he may very well break out in to song. ‘Any Team Will Do’ perhaps. It does seem as though the old Scot has some divine assistance at times, though it is possibly the other lot. Two penalties against Stoke seems to be overdoing it a little but then when your best midfielders are touching forty and you have a goalkeeper whose more likely to be caught stealing pastries than he is to catch a ball and you’re still tied at the top of the league, any pretence that an evil power isn’t giving a helping hand is pie in the sky stuff. Maybe evil is a little harsh on the FA.
Chelsea on the other hand need luck just to stay in the top four, their captain is losing the England captaincy for being accused of racism and their £50 million striker couldn’t score in a brothel on ‘Over-rated, Spanish footballers get half off’ Day. When skill fails, luck comes in to play and if either of these sides benefits from a bit of luck and scores a penalty, you’ll get money back. See above for details.
Not having the space or time to try and sneakily build up to the special on the Liverpool v Spurs game and still have time to squeeze in some Redknapp jokes, it’s Gareth Bale to score anytime. The Welsh winger has scored three goals in his last two league games so this one has got a pretty good chance of clicking. Much like the prison cell door could be clicking shut behind poor old, forgetful, oblivious to things like laws and specifically tax laws ‘Arry Redknapp. Can you get time of for Champions League qualification? Maybe Rosie will know …
Here Rosie, here girl.