Stephen Ireland’s girlfriend will probably get a pink poodle with chrome whiskers, studded with diamante crystals and filled with Cristal champagne this Valentine’s Day. But not Carlton Cole’s other half. As the picture above shows, which he posted on twitter, the West Ham striker went the tongue-in-cheek, ironic sexism route to win his lady’s love. Women do always say they want a man with a sense of humour so he’s in with a chance of scoring tonight. Terrible pun intended.
Is this the funniest Valentine’s gift you’ve seen this year?