The opinions expressed in this comedy mock-up of the John Terry trial for racism are the opinions of the cheeky scamps over on fitbathatba.com. We happen to agree with most of it but for legal reasons we have to create a little bit of distance.
Largely because we get in enough trouble for what we already do and say here on the Paddy Power Blog and Paddy has threatened to start taking the lawyers’ fees from our wages. And lawyers get paid a considerable wedge more than us unappreciated hacks.
Ashley Cole, Jose Mourinho and Anton Ferdinand all make an appearance in this stellar ensemble. How accurate this depiction is we have yet to find out. Soon though, real soon.
Enjoy the video. It made us chortle out loud several times and should help to get you through the final few hours of fiscal servitude for another week. But then again you may not have a sense of humour. Poor you.