Corner kicks are one of the most oddly infuriating things in football. If you’ve ever found yourself shouting ‘YOU’RE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER – HOW CAN YOU NOT BEAT THE FIRST MAN?!’ at Danny Murphy, then you’ve felt my pain.
Still though, any of the homing torpedoes Murphy planted on the forehead of an opposition defender at the front post were better than this little horror from Brazil. The player’s identity is unknown, possibly out not wanting to mock him, but mainly because it’s from the Santa Catarina State Championship.
After initially wanting to call it ‘the worst corner ever’ we YouTube-d it and found that these are all way more worthy of the title: