Andy Carroll scored two goals for West Ham today. Yes, that’s the Andy Carroll Liverpool spent £35 million on and then decided to let go out on loan to Upton Park for the season, even though it meant having about one and a quarter strikers for the entire season.
If you saw much of his Liverpool career, it’s hard to believe that he scored two goals, but adding to the Twilight-y zone vibe is the fact his second was an absolute belter. Reminiscent of a mix between Marco van Basten and an MTV’s Dancefloor Chart era, Russell Brand. The turn, the connection, the wonderful hair – it has it all really.
Here it is in all its slightly blurry, GIF-fy glory.