Everton look to have secured sixth place in the Premier League at the least following a subdued 0-0 draw in Merseyside Derby at Anfield. By subdued we mean rubbish. Liverpool attempted to attack a little more than their local rivals but neither goalkeeper was unduly troubled and both sets of fans were left distinctly underwhelmed.
Sylvan Distin’s disallowed goal offered one moment of interest but this moment in the below animated GIF brought one of very few smiles to our faces during this largely meaningless game.
Watch as Liverpool left-back Jose Enrique kicks the ball in to his own face. It’s not quite a ball to the groin but it’s as entertaining as this game ever managed.