Seven days. Apparently in that time God created the world and had time for a break, while Craig David met a girl, took her for a drink, slept with her four times and then chilled on Sunday. Incredible.
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Monday: Championship play-off – Crystal Palace v Watford
Tuesday: The French Open
Wednesday: International friendly – England v Ireland
Thursday: The Memorial Tournament
Friday: NBA play-offs: Spurs v Grizzlies
Saturday: Epsom Derby
Sunday: International friendly – England v Brazil