Since his peak years playing a wayward young scamp in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will Smith has starred in a series of films which involve him being super-awesome and along the way saving the world with his awesomeness.
Like the waif thin fashion models who are deemed to encourage young women to starve themselves for the sake of beauty, Will Smith is a similarly toxic influence to aspiring heroes. Young men may have started mimicking his douchebag tendencies and bloated ego in the hopes that they too could one day blow up and alien or stop a particularly unbelievable zombie infestation.
Well the veil has been lifted, the jig is up, Mr Smith has been rumbled. Here he is taking a penalty kick during the celebrations ahead of Saturday night’s Champions League final between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund at Wembley. It didn’t go very well.
If you haven’t already seen this video and you like Will Smith, prepare to have your dreams shattered. If you don’t like Will Smith then prepare to laugh and feel mightily superior because he appears he couldn’t kick snow off a rope without $100 million in CGI.