By Aidan Elder | Chief summer time-waster
Well the brief ‘not noticing there was no football on’ excitement that was generated by the beginning of the Ashes soon dissipated when we realised Test cricket is Test cricket and as such provides about one moment of mild interest per hour.
So, with our minds wandering, we’ve had another look at what footballers have been getting up to during their summer holidays. This time, it’s Abbey Clancy who somehow managed to bag, stunner, Peter Crouch. They’re on holidays somewhere sunny most likely full of yachts and deck shoes.
But wait – that waiter looks oddly familiar. Hmmm …