Paddy Power has come up with some questionable offers before – he’s been on bread and dripping since the Hurricane Fly Money-Back Special disaster – but this time he’s gone too far. In the same way Marouane Chamakh shows a complete disregard for sensible haircuts, Paddy has ignored everything he learnt about business and has rolled out a ‘cannot lose accumulator’ for the first weekend of the Premier League.
Place your five-fold or bigger acca, and if it wins then happy days. Our hearty congratulations. If it loses you’ll get your stake back as a free bet for next week’s football. You literally cannot lose.
To be honest it is funny when people miss golden opportunities and this seems like a good time to roll out 10 brilliant cluster-f*cks to kick-start the weekend. Luckily there’s no way you’ll make a tit of yourself this weekend – at least with the betting – thanks to Paddy’s no lose MBS.
1. Taking the miss
2. A justice fail (shame it didn’t happen to Chris Ashton)
3. Defying physics
4. There’s a reason you didn’t get the call up for Space Jam
5. Nothing new about an Australian sportsman cocking up
6. £50 million worth of embarrassment