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VIDEO: Laugh at some Friday fails and kick-start your ‘no lose’ weekend

by Josh Powell | August 16, 2013

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Paddy Power has come up with some questionable offers before – he’s been on bread and dripping since the Hurricane Fly Money-Back Special disaster – but this time he’s gone too far. In the same way Marouane Chamakh shows a complete disregard for sensible haircuts, Paddy has ignored everything he learnt about business and has rolled out a ‘cannot lose accumulator’ for the first weekend of the Premier League.

Place your five-fold or bigger acca, and if it wins then happy days. Our hearty congratulations. If it loses you’ll get your stake back as a free bet for next week’s football. You literally cannot lose.

To be honest it is funny when people miss golden opportunities and this seems like a good time to roll out 10 brilliant cluster-f*cks to kick-start the weekend. Luckily there’s no way you’ll make a tit of yourself this weekend – at least with the betting – thanks to Paddy’s no lose MBS.

1. Taking the miss

2. A justice fail (shame it didn’t happen to Chris Ashton)

3. Defying physics

4. There’s a reason you didn’t get the call up for Space Jam

5. Nothing new about an Australian sportsman cocking up

6. £50 million worth of embarrassment

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7. That thing next to your left leg mate, yeah, that’s your right leg, try using it

8. Hopefully it hit Greg Rusedski in the commentary box

9. Even Premier League winners have their moments

10. And, of course, Diana Ross

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