Newcastle were completely out-played last night as they lost their opening Premier League game 4-0 to Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium. They had just 37 per cent of the possession, five shots in total, all of which came from outside the box and just one was on target.
Still, Alan Pardew tried to focus on the positives, much to the amusement of Sky Sports pundit Jamie Carragher.
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Lovely Vine Mr Joe Bowes. If we were wearing a cap we would doff it in your general direction.