They say a bad workman blames his tools which, using some spurious logic, means a really good workman doesn’t use any tools at all. That makes sense right?
Max Stassi of the Houston Astros figured he was so good he didn’t even need to bother using his bat in his side’s 4-2 loss to the Texas Rangers on Wednesday night. Bats are for wimps! Real men use their faces. Either that or he said something less than complimentary about the pitcher’s mum. Probably the latter.
The important thing is that we have an animated GIF of a man being hit in the face with a baseball.