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A HobNob or a Pink Wafer? Find out how your punting style determines your biscuit of choice

by Josh Powell | September 26, 2013

Paddy is preparing for another week of having his arse panned by punters on the football. He’s not content with seeing a truckload of the Champions League favourites come in during round one. He isn’t phased by the fact that 13 of the 16 Carling Cup favourites won in midweek either. Paddy is back for more punishment.

Like setting up the Sky box to series record the rest of Downton Abbey, the boss is teeing himself up for more disappointment.

This weekend you’ll get your money back as a free bet if your Premier League fivefold accumulator or bigger loses. It’s simply a no brainer.

But how does your choice of acca this weekend reflect your biscuit preference…

Digestive hdr

The Favourites – 8/1

The Digestive. No messing, no frills, simply reliable. Boring but effective.

  • Man United to beat West Brom 3/10
  • Southampton to beat Crystal Palace 1/2
  • Man City to beat Aston Villa 1/2
  • Everton to beat Newcastle 8/13
  • Liverpool to beat Sunderland 4/6

Custard Creams hdr

Home Bankers – 12/1

The Custard Cream of punting. Solid and reliable in front of home support and takes pride of place at the front of the press. Not always great travellers though.

  • Fulham to beat Cardiff Evens
  • Man United to beat West Brom 3/10
  • Southampton to beat Crystal Palace 1/2
  • Stoke to beat Norwich Evens
  • Everton to beat Newcastle 8/13

Chocolate fingers hdr

Playing Away – 45/1

Ah Chocolate Fingers. A delightful treat often knocking around at your little cousin’s party or at Christmas when you’re doing the rounds. You love to indulge away from home.

  • Chelsea to beat Tottenham 17/10
  • Man City to beat Aston Villa 1/2
  • West Ham to beat Hull 2/1
  • Arsenal to beat Swansea 5/4
  • Liverpool to beat Sunderland 4/6

Hobnobs hdr

The Value Seeker – 102/1

You are the HobNobs of accas. They have everything, a variety of flavours, good dunkers and great value. You could pick a more popular biscuit but if you’re looking for value a HobNob will go far.

  • Tottenham to beat Chelsea 13/8
  • Fulham to beat Cardiff Evens
  • West Ham to beat Hull 2/1
  • Swansea to beat Arsenal 9/4
  • Stoke to beat Norwich Evens

Pink wafer hdr

The Dreamer – 16,170/1

The Pink Wafer of punting. Not much substance and all-in-all pretty mental and flakey. But one day its time will come and it will be the envy of every other biscuit. Maybe…

  • Aston Villa to beat Man City 6/1
  • West Brom to beat Man United 9/1
  • Crystal Palace to beat Southampton 6/1
  • Sunderland to beat Liverpool 9/2
  • Newcastle to beat Everton 5/1

Hungry for this weekend’s Premier League action? All the latest odds can be found right here

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