When you throw the pigskin like Peyton Manning you don’t have to worry about any of that dynamic, double-threat quarter-back nonsense. Not when your single threat is a f***ing nuclear bomb.
Still, it’s always good to make a fool out of the opposing defence. Which is what the Denver Broncos did during their rip-roaring 51-48 win over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.
Manning faked the hand-off to his running back and as 20 grown men were consumed in a sweaty pile on the goal line, Manning wandered off towards the sideline with ball secretly in hand, gingerly stepping in to the end zone for his first rushing touchdown in five years.