Las Vegas looks amazing on the big screen. The lights, the action, the clean-cut beautiful people knocking around the casinos. It is a sight to behold.
Unfortunately the only casinos in the UK and Ireland are stuck in dingy seaside resorts and if you’re playing a slot machine you’re probably sat in between a chav and an old woman who smells like cat litter.
Vegas, it ain’t.
Luckily, thanks to Paddy Power, you can avoid the geriatrics with bladder problems and the violent youths by playing the best slot machines from the comfort of your own couch. Not only that but the good folk at Paddy Power Games have thrown in a free £2 bet for all customers.
We’re told that Rainbow Riches is the most popular slot by the guys in Games, which is like explaining that ‘New Moon’ is the best in the Twilight series.
If you haven’t already been sucked in by the power of a free bet, why not consider the good things that could have happened to James Bond if he’d stayed at home to play Rainbow Riches rather than going to the casino.
After almost getting poisoned in Casino Royale, Bond ended up getting captured, tortured, and almost killed, before then resigning as an agent, shooting a load of people and seeing the woman he loved drown in exchange for his life. Pretty nasty stuff by all accounts.
Imagine if, instead, he’d just taken it easy, downloaded the Paddy Power Games app and had a few spins on Rainbow Riches.
His balls would certainly have been in tact, and he’d have a free £2 bet. All in all, a rather splendid outcome.