He may not have Cristiano Ronaldo’s dress sense or his good looks or his height or his charm with the ladies or…well you get the point. Lionel Messi may not be the metrosexual idol Cristiano Ronaldo is but you better believe the little Argentine can pull moves on the pitch CR7 could only pull in the bedroom…with a lot of lube and several fluffers.
Here’s this year’s Ballon D’Or runner-up scoring a goal most of us would save and upload to Youtube with the title “Greatest God-diggity-damn Goal Ever!!” if we repeated the same trick playing FIFA 14. Getafe were the lucky opponents on this occasion. Messi scored both goals in Barcelona’s 2-0 Copa Del Rey win.