As week’s go, it’s not been a bad one for Cristiano Ronaldo. A Ballon d’Or, a Copa Del Rey goal and the constant opportunity to look into the mirror and gaze at his own resplendent beauty.
And now his only gone and done this cracker against Real Betis. Look how hard it hits it! The goalkeeper’s only deciding he needs to move by the time it crashes into the back of the net.
Pegue um arco, o filho – as Andy Gray might say if he could speak Portuguese. And wasn’t making ill-advised comments about women.