Fulham stay bottom. Manchester United are seventh. Still, with 41 points they should be safe.
United are now 9/2 to finish in the top four. They’re 1/8 to finish outside it. 200/1 for the title. David Moyes is 12/1 in the sack race. Bullshit indeed. United these days are about as reliable as ice-skating judges.
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