Ha ha! We’ll pay out on Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain as first goalscorer if Kieran Gibbs scores instead – we’re so wacky. Who could possibly confuse Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain with Kieran Gibbs? That’s ridiculous …
Oh wait – that’s exactly what Andre Marriner last Saturday, isn’t it?
Yeah, it was pretty shocking, but it was also classic Ball Of Shame and being a Ball Of Shame, it’s it has unlocked this
fantastic great good ok acceptable offer for this weekend’s match between Arsenal and Manchester City.
Back the Ox to score first and if Kieran Gibbs scores it instead, we’ll pay out on Oxlade-Chamberlain as well as Gibbs! Wow – it’s like we’re getting the two players confused! How absurd! We’re just like that referee! Zing to you, Andre Marriner. We are the banter kings! Have some of that, all other banter kings.
It’s almost like you can’t lose – as long as you ignore the other 18 players on the pitch who could also open the scoring.
Don’t worry, we also have a proper Money-Back Special on the match. If Santi Cazorla scores anytime in the match, we will refund all losing First Goalscorer, Last Goalscorer, Correct Score and Scorecast singles on the match as a free bet.
That’s actually a decent offer. He hasn’t scored since January, but he’s too good a player to not score in that long a time.