This weekend a group of disgruntled Manchester United fans hired an airplane to fly over Old Trafford during the Aston Villa game to express said disgruntlement.
We thought it was such a good idea that we hired a plane of our own. Attaching the odds of Alex Ferguson returning to the managerial position with Manchester United.
Clearly inspired by our playful/attention-seeking stunt, United recorded a comfortable 4-1 win over the midlanders thanks to a brace from Wayne Rooney (28) and one each from Juan Mata (25) and Javier Hernandez (25). To all Manchester United fans, you’re welcome.