All good things have to come to and end. Except Bill Murray’s career – that just keeps going and going like a dream. To put it more accurately, the World Cup group stages have to come to an end and that day is upon us.
But don’t worry because we’ve got a cracking final round of matches with the potential to send Cristiano Ronaldo sulking back to Europe before the gel has dried on his latest perfectly preened haircut. Portugal need to beat Ghana, hope Germany beat the USA and have the right goal difference swing in their favour to go through. Or else, Ronaldo will spend the rest of the summer locked in his bedroom, looking in the mirror, telling himself ‘you ARE the man. You ARE the man.’
There’s also some other matches that are pretty important, but they don’t involve slagging Ronaldo, so we’ll basically just ignore them.
Why not enjoy it all with the aid of our World Cup Drinking Game? See, you can’t think of a reason. And alcohol fulls creativity, so it’s basically a way of improving yourself.
The rules – and we use the word ‘rules’ advisedly because you can sack it off or just ignore it whenever suits you – are simple; every time on of the events mentioned one the drinking game actually happen, you knock back the amount of alcohol prescribed on the image. It’s designed for beer, but if you’re feeling dangerous, you could try it with a spot of vodka or Toilet Duck.
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And whatever you do, do it responsibly. Or failing that, don’t do it responsibility and upload it to YouTube and send us the link so we can all enjoy your ridiculous behaviour.