The knock-out stages of the World Cup get underway with a cosy little cartel of South American teams. Well ‘cartel’ probably isn’t the right word to use in connection with South American teams, but it’s done now and South America’s lawyer can sue us if he or she wants.
Brazil get us started by hosting Chile. It’s the kind of game that sounds like they should win fairly comfortably, but probably won’t win comfortably because they’re not playing especially well and Chile are actually quite good. The other match is Colombia v Uruguay, so brace yourself for A LOT of talking about Luis Suarez and then some occasional talking about the football.
Why not enjoy it all with the aid of our World Cup Drinking Game? See, you can’t think of a reason. And alcohol fulls creativity, so it’s basically a way of improving yourself.
The rules – and we use the word ‘rules’ advisedly because you can sack it off or just ignore it whenever suits you – are simple; every time on of the events mentioned one the drinking game actually happen, you knock back the amount of alcohol prescribed on the image. It’s designed for beer, but if you’re feeling dangerous, you could try it with a spot of vodka or Toilet Duck.
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And whatever you do, do it responsibly. Or failing that, don’t do it responsibility and upload it to YouTube and send us the link so we can all enjoy your ridiculous behaviour.