Well, well, well. That was pretty amazing wasn’t it? The hosts getting tonked. David Luiz crying a bit. Miroslav Klose becoming the record goalscorer at World Cups. It had everything. And by ‘everything’ I mean ‘practically nothing, but what it did have was absolutely sensational’.
Will tonight’s second semi-final live up to the entertainment value? Well, no quite frankly, but it might still be good and even it isn’t, you can play our World Cup Drinking Game the only Drinking Game officially not endorsed by anyone, not even Paddy Power.
The rules – and we use the word ‘rules’ advisedly because you can sack it off or just ignore it whenever suits you – are simple; every time one of the events mentioned in the drinking game actually happens, you knock back the amount of alcohol prescribed on the image. It’s designed for beer, but if you’re feeling dangerous, you could try it with a spot of vodka, or WKD if you don’t like having healthy teeth.
And today’s edition comes with a superextrabonus page. We’d recommend having a little scroll to the second page. It’s nice. Well, maybe not nice, but it’s worth a look.
Whatever you do, do it responsibly. Or failing that, upload it to YouTube and send us the link so we can all enjoy your ridiculous behaviour.
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