Woohooo! The third/fourth place playoff!! What better way to prepare yourself for tomorrow’s World Cup final than with a game that carries all the relevance of a Jamie Redknapp opinion.
Yes no-one wants it, but FIFA want to pretend they’re giving broadcasters every bit of bang for their TV rights buck, so they’re obviously keen to squeeze as much out of the tournament as possible, so here it is.
Brazil would rather curl up into their metaphorical bed and not talk to anyone for a week and the Netherlands would rather get home to start telling everyone how they are the moral victors of the World Cup, but they’re being wheeled out one more time for our amusement. Dance for our amusement, gents.
There’s possibly no better time in the World Cup to play our Drinking Game – and we include that god-awful Iran v Nigeria game in that seemingly hyperbolic statement.
The rules – and we use the word ‘rules’ advisedly because you can sack it off or just ignore it whenever suits you – are simple; every time one of the events mentioned in the drinking game actually happens, you knock back the amount of alcohol prescribed on the image. It’s designed for beer, but if you’re feeling dangerous, you could try it with a spot of vodka, or WKD if you don’t like having healthy teeth.
Whatever you do, do it responsibly. Or failing that, upload it to YouTube and send us the link so we can all enjoy your ridiculous behaviour.
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