Here it is. If you’re not imagining some kind of epic classical music in your head, you’re doing it wrong.
It’s the big one – Germany. Argentina. Sensible haircuts. Neatly pressed shirts. Good footballers. Comfortable national stereotypes – all the ingredients we need for a fascinating World Cup Final.
It’s being billed as Messi’s individual brilliance versus Germany’s tremendous team play. Billed by idiots. Although Messi is undoubtedly important, Argentina’s performance has come from the type of solid defensive unity you only get from a team working well together. That’s not dissimilar to Germany, only the Germans have been able to take the handbrake off in attack, most notably when giving Brazil the mother of all spankings on Tuesday. It should be brilliant.
The rules – and we use the word ‘rules’ advisedly because you can sack it off or just ignore it whenever suits you – are simple; every time one of the events mentioned in the drinking game actually happens, you knock back the amount of alcohol prescribed on the image. It’s designed for beer, but if you’re feeling dangerous, you could try it with a spot of vodka, or WKD if you don’t like having healthy teeth.
Whatever you do, do it responsibly. Or failing that, upload it to YouTube and send us the link so we can all enjoy your ridiculous behaviour.
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