Slowly he ran his finger down the middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He really loved Mikado biscuits
Friday sees the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, and you can be sure there’ll be a few smart rascals waiting outside the Valentine’s Day screenings with their brooms in tow…ready to clean up.
Talk has been filtering through of a rival movie that critics have been calling “racy”. One critic has even gone so far as to say “I was on all fours howling for more”.
Our slightly stranger Aussie cousins Sportsbet have made Fifty Shades of Greyhound. The $40 million budget film, not too dissimilar to the US version, follows a young women, who managed to get a job straight out of college. Madness I know, but it does get more believable. From there her life takes on a somewhat kinky journey following her first interview with a certain Mr. Grey…
Okay, we won’t ruin it for you, so loosen that collar and get ready.
No matter which movie you prefer, either way the country is bracing itself this weekend as meteorologists are predicting that it could be the wettest on record. Bring your wellies, you’ll be knee deep.