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Ever wondered how much porn you have watched since Wayne Rooney last scored an away goal in the Premier League? Now you can find out…

It's been about 10 months since Wayne Rooney penetrated a Premier League defence away from home, and now you can finally find out how many minutes of naughtiness you've seen since Wazza last found the onion bag on his travels

by Josh Powell | September 29, 2015

Wayne Rooney is the captain of Manchester United, the captain of England, and he’s on roughly £300k a week. For that kind of outlay you’re expecting a calibre of striker who regularly finds the back of the net and leads his team on their respective domestic and international travels. What you don’t want is a striker who hasn’t found the back of the net in an away league game since November 22 2014.

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Rooney’s 85th minute winner against Arsenal at The Emirates stadium in late November was the last time United’s main front-man found the onion bag in the league on his travels. Since then the powers that be at Old Trafford have forked out a small fortune in wages as Wayne continues to show as much attacking threat as a kitten on Valium. Now thanks to some Paddy Power Blog magic you can see just how much Rooney has earned since he last scored an away goal in the league, plus how many hours of porn you’ve watched and how many hamburgers McDonalds have sold in the meantime.

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