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REVEALED: Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney’s intimate poetry to Colleen’

by Rob Dore | September 30, 2015

After Wayne Rooney dropped the bombshell that he writes poems for his wife Coleen we sent a team of overly-eager and gullible interns to go rooting through his bins. It counted as a day off.

And wouldn’t you know our luck, our team of business slaves/interns managed come up trumps. Not only did they find several used sanitary towels which are currently making their way on to E-Bay, they also got their hands on some genuine, 100% authentic, totally not made up examples of Wayne Rooney’s poetry.

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