Are you already annoyed by tabloid newspapers resorting to using lame Klopp puns whenever Liverpool play a match?
Are you dreading an entire season of picking up the newspapers on a Monday morning and groaning at the red top’s latest attempt to shoehorn in another play on Jurgen’s name?
Fret no more. We think we’ve managed to gather all these frankly tedious puns into one place, so you can get them out of your system nice and early! Simply pick a scenario from the drop down menu below, and get a sneak preview of how the newspapers are likely to react.