Paddy Power’s Two Foot Tackle is back for another week with telebox comedian Mark Watson and the main man Paddy Power. This week Paddy is under pressure after his tip drought has now reached a staggering seven weeks, but like another man under pressure Jose Mourinho Paddy has nothing to say.
Mark can exclusively reveal that football statisticians have declared that Manchester United are boring as shit. The clubs new proposals include showing Bollywood on the big screen, Rooney to play with his dick out, ecstasy tables and Ryan Giggs talking about shagging his sister.
And of course Paddy’s fabled tip of the week. Enjoy life folks. Be the person who we want to be, live the life you want to live and of course have a wank in the forest. Sorry walk in the forest.
Enjoy the video below: