A public service announcement from Paddy Power
While we are enjoying Chelsea’s demise, we can’t help but feel a little bit (ok, a TINY bit) sorry for Diego Costa and Eden Hazard. Despite being called ”rats” by their own fans, they aren’t as famished as Falcao in front of goal.
And what about Gabby Agbonlahor or Danny Graham?! These men score goals for a living, but the flow has dried up. So we’re calling out to every striker in the Premier League. Please donate to the Crap Strikers appeal. Jamie Vardy – you don’t need all of those 15 goals, Romelu, give a helping hand this Christmas. It doesn’t matter if it’s from 30 yards, or one that went in off your arse from a yard out. Any goal will do.